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loserman67

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 2451
  • Number of comments : 1030
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 55 posted

About loserman67 : Still tall and dark (the italian side of my make-up) and a little less on the almost handsome. Devil's Cut Bourbon by Jim Beam is my new found passion along with a good cuban cigar. Check out my new toy. Interested in talking? Let me know

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Today, mah girlfriend called me over to her house!! When I knocked, no one responded to the door!! I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool!! I kneeled by her and placed mah hand on her butt, kissing her neck!! What I heard next, "So this is what u do with mah daughter." FML

#17753266
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36397) - you deserved it (23404)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was upset after a fight with mah husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in an hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter mah husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (3928)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today... I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party... my psycho grandma stood up... called 4 quiet... an engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" an advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating... plain an simple". FML

#17539435
190 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today , my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived , I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period an didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache an a massive boner all night. FML

#17538243
160 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)

TODAY, MAH STEPBROTHER FOUND MAH DIARY AND READ IT. HE THEN TOLD MAH BOYFRIEND HOW I HAD A CRUSH ON ANOTHER GUY, AND NO LONGER LIKED HIM, CAUSING MAH BOYFRIEND TO BREAK UP WITH ME. THAT DIARY WAS FROM THE THRD GRADE. FML

#17535182
119 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)

Taday I finally lost virginity. In boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (39055)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. big fat FML

#17529546
295 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKD TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER. I TOLD HIM NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAS BUSY AND HE'S TOO LITTLE TO PLAY OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF. I CAME OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LATER TO FINE HE'D BROUGHT THE SPRINKLER IN THE HOUSE AND TURND THE WATER ON. AT LEAST HE LISTEND. FML

#17528012
164 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.

#17526799
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (4779)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday I wantd to show mah teenage daughterhat we didhen I was her age. We usd to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and trid some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smackd mah head into a wall and pulld a back muscle. FML

#17516862
104 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I went to register fir college classes with mom . Upon leaving , mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant an drop out before freshman year is over . mega FML

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab yur ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (7721)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I noticad that a pictura of ma on my Mum and Dad's wall lookad diffarant. On closar inspaction, I raalisad thay'd racantly paintad ovar my taath withhita paint. I askad thamhy, and thay said thay lookad 'discolourad'. It's my wadding photo. FML

#17508765
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25988) - you deserved it (3296)

On 08/18/2011 at 10:11am - misc - by JLO (man) - Australia

Today, I walked in on mah parents discussing how to kill our cat, an how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37899) - you deserved it (3024)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I Was Sitting In My Cubicla At Work, Nursing A Hangovar, And Thinking How Stupid I Was 4 Gatting So Shit-facd Last Night. I Than Raalizd That I Was Voicing My Thoughts Out Loud, And Thahola Offica Had Gona Quiat, Listaning To Ma Castigata Mysalf. FML

#17507228
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10046) - you deserved it (35060)

On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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