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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 12228
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lorrain : I find large foreheads quite sexy.



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Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36627) - you deserved it (14533)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22736) - you deserved it (39153)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70671) - you deserved it (6121)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

#765462 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (55681) - you deserved it (5295)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)