Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

lopgan121

Search for a member

lopgan121
  • Town/Country : Tallahassee, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lopgan121 : I'm a senior in highschooollllll.. Going to FSU in the summer!!!! Basically whatever idc. If you want add me on Xbox: f0ur 0f a kind. Yes those are zeros

lopgan121's last visitors

sktlzz14

lopgan121's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of lopgan121's badges

lopgan121's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

#20462590
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34706) - you deserved it (2957)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: