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  • Town/Country : New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85077) - you deserved it (25503)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59650) - you deserved it (5255)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (122000) - you deserved it (29422)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)



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