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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 948
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About lonkite101 : Left FML since 2011. Was here since the beginning. Starting up again! Frequent Commenter.

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Today, mah brother offerd mah boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML


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On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML


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On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today I Found An Empty Parking Space In A Crowded Parking Lot. When I Came Back Later A Lady And A Cop Were Standing By My Car. Her Car Used To Be Parked There And Got Stolen. They Think I'm Involved. FML


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On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States

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