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About lonkite101 : Left FML since 2011. Was here since the beginning. Starting up again! Frequent Commenter.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML
Today I Found An Empty Parking Space In A Crowded Parking Lot. When I Came Back Later A Lady And A Cop Were Standing By My Car. Her Car Used To Be Parked There And Got Stolen. They Think I'm Involved. FML
Friday 27 March 2015