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lonelygiirl
  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lonelygiirl : I'm Shea. If you want to know about me, just ask :)

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Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

#20595377
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I agree, your life sucks (53043) - you deserved it (6027)

On 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59353) - you deserved it (3160)

On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28340) - you deserved it (3843)

On 04/09/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by lonelygirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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