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Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML
Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML
Friday 27 March 2015