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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1843
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About lolwutdino : I like to play Super Mario Bro's.

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Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29541) - you deserved it (5015)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36002) - you deserved it (4345)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31447) - you deserved it (5350)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51075) - you deserved it (4734)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (16565)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (15012)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54076) - you deserved it (3681)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13489) - you deserved it (31838)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13066) - you deserved it (63710)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (4248)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44253) - you deserved it (3761)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44253) - you deserved it (3761)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33041) - you deserved it (14664)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43668) - you deserved it (4586)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14070) - you deserved it (83531)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)



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