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by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by redeye / 09/19/2011 at 1:03am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health
by abby181 / 09/03/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
by Trimacle / 08/24/2011 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by callofdutyhater / 08/21/2011 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Kids
by SydIsPrettyCool / 08/04/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by The Joker? / 07/31/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Iowa) / Health
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by ElixirRose / 07/20/2011 at 8:36am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
by stargirl / 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…