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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1731
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About lolwutdino : I like to play Super Mario Bro's.

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Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34812) - you deserved it (2778)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34812) - you deserved it (2778)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54785) - you deserved it (5405)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

#17777792
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34605) - you deserved it (2013)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7693) - you deserved it (60010)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28416) - you deserved it (3036)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
50 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

#17565538
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17463) - you deserved it (14382)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37010) - you deserved it (3256)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

#17534893
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32002) - you deserved it (5356)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43963) - you deserved it (2960)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (3054)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29435) - you deserved it (15388)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15320) - you deserved it (42206)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33365) - you deserved it (11342)

On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)



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