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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1902
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About lolwutdino : I like to play Super Mario Bro's.

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29108) - you deserved it (15948)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29862) - you deserved it (7642)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8117) - you deserved it (30855)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16986) - you deserved it (23087)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27477) - you deserved it (5422)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (6082)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30966) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (24772)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
204 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37123) - you deserved it (3125)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

#17977138
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (4241)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33688) - you deserved it (8208)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (24609)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25732) - you deserved it (6094)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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