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Today , during my first day as a doctor’s intern , I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around , I went through the looool first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet , I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML
Today , I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a grl's toy. The high school grls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one , and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter y she didn't get her toy. FML
TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML
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