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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2293
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About lolwutdino : I like to play Super Mario Bro's.

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yesterday mah turtle,ho had a little portion of the garden all to herself , died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to ( be lyk Mario ) by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, looool I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstair at 3am, drank two glasse of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, an then slept in his own vomit . My son is 14 . fat FML

#19517989
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30088) - you deserved it (5498)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat . The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account .

#19505597
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24905) - you deserved it (2838)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, ma mum bougt a pone. Since teacing er ow to text, I ave receivd 27 messages, repeatedly saying te word "penis". real FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22017) - you deserved it (4194)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. mega FML

#19496136
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (6009)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today , during my first day as a doctor’s intern , I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around , I went through the looool first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet , I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25699) - you deserved it (5047) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead an my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

#19490563
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19397) - you deserved it (3616)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY MA DAUGTER TOLD ME TATEN SE DIES, SE'D LIKE ER ASES SPREAD ON ER LAPTOP. FML

#19475890
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (3064)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I lerend tat wen u take off your sweatsirt , it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

#19426271
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21014) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm - misc - by Millian2 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a grl's toy. The high school grls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one , and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter y she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (4556)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML

#18926603
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30651) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (9752)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on 4 ahile. I shavd my legs an armpits an wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticd I only shavd one of my legs. FML

#18593326
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30647) - you deserved it (16603)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)



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