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Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm - misc - by Millian2 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States
Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States
Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia
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