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Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
by Almostfunny / 03/16/2011 at 9:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by kb10 / 03/14/2011 at 3:32am / Money
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Baileyy / 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm / United States / Geek
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 02/08/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
by Mervin22 / 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by nmaidkieavg / 01/25/2011 at 1:13am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 2:03am / United States / Transportation
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 2:35am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
by youreajoker / 11/10/2010 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Jordid / 08/19/2010 at 12:12am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Stupid_Chick / 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health