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  • Number of visits : 4357
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About lolwhatthehellz : hello. :)

I like watching House, love to read, and I'm open to chatting to new people.

have a good day.

P.S. if you're wondering, I'm the asian.

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I CUMMD HOME FROM VACATION... ONLY TO FINE MAH NEIGHBOURS RELAXING ON MAH PATIO... AN THERE KIDS SWIMMING IN MAH POOL. FML

#21197297
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48848) - you deserved it (4152)

On 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, My Shoes Were Rubbing Against My Heel So Much That One Heel Started To Bleed. Not Having Any Plasters, I Stuffed Some Tissue Down My Shoe. When I Walked Off The Train, A Wad Of Blood-stained Tissue Fell Out The Back Of My Shoe. The Guy Behind Me Didn't Think It Cummed From My Shoe. FML

#21196551
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40994) - you deserved it (4973)

On 07/02/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the feature lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, an I can't sleep. mega FML

#21196465
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47363) - you deserved it (4569)

On 07/02/2014 at 5:52pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs!! I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead!! She sent me one back!! FML

#21196202
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46174) - you deserved it (26288)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56292) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

Today , I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account , I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52644) - you deserved it (8325)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

today less tan a week after ranting to ma usband about ow sick some people are to sexualize caracter from kids' TV sows, I lookd troug is browser istory and found out e's very muc into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

#21192500
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40633) - you deserved it (8162)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52202) - you deserved it (4744)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I cummd home and saw my cat all snuggld up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever... until I rememberd that I only have one cat. FML

#21191841
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42953) - you deserved it (4759)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I Went On A Date With The Grl I Like... To See The Fault In Our Stars. She Didn't Cry... But I Did. Twice... Hard. Fat FML

#21187944
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49184) - you deserved it (12910)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs" . Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52325) - you deserved it (16897)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fittd for mah wedding dress and left with a piercd nipple. FML

#21187386
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44868) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today , at mah sister's wedding , I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it , I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of mah hands , screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

#21187114
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40418) - you deserved it (3467)

On 06/24/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by sadbuttrue. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got te same feeling in my cesten I orgasmed asen I it a ard section in Guitar Hero. FML

#21187067
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37032) - you deserved it (7473)

On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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