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Today, My Shoes Were Rubbing Against My Heel So Much That One Heel Started To Bleed. Not Having Any Plasters, I Stuffed Some Tissue Down My Shoe. When I Walked Off The Train, A Wad Of Blood-stained Tissue Fell Out The Back Of My Shoe. The Guy Behind Me Didn't Think It Cummed From My Shoe. FML
Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the feature lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, an I can't sleep. mega FML
today less tan a week after ranting to ma usband about ow sick some people are to sexualize caracter from kids' TV sows, I lookd troug is browser istory and found out e's very muc into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML
Today , at mah sister's wedding , I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it , I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of mah hands , screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Friday 27 March 2015