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by fedemere / 05/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Love
by epicfail / 05/28/2011 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
by diddlebuag / 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
by nicole / 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by fatteningmeup / 05/26/2011 at 10:24am / United States / Health
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
by explosiveBAM / 05/26/2011 at 1:04am / United States / Work
by blahblah493 / 05/26/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML
by M / 05/23/2011 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2011 at 2:12pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML
by dumbteacher / 05/23/2011 at 10:35am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/23/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boss called me in to work on my only day off in two weeks. After working more than a full… Today, I felt like surprising my boyfriend. I put on some sexy lingerie and high heels and waited… Today, I found out that a very close friend of mine masturbates to photos of me on my Instagram and…