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  • Town/Country : USA
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Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

#16434926
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34602) - you deserved it (4214)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34001) - you deserved it (4576)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31175) - you deserved it (14385)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (25534)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
257 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
258 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34203) - you deserved it (21013)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

#16408743
160 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by hs (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
191 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

#16393270
124 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by shouldhavecheckedthelock (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

#16391580
89 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

#16384217
133 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

#16384205
174 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 8:44am - love - by dancer_2014 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML

#16384054
19 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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