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by Braxam / 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Health
Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML
by misc / 06/08/2011 at 1:52pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Holidays
by iloveyoutoomom / 06/08/2011 at 9:03am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Work
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Money
Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
by disappointed / 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Idaho) / Work
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
by Danielle / 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Loveless / 06/05/2011 at 8:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by kyle / 06/05/2011 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
by wooowmom / 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML
by Burned / 06/04/2011 at 8:54pm / United States / Love
by missbutthole / 06/04/2011 at 9:07am / United States (New York) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…