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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37074) - you deserved it (11854)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML

#16771657
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24459) - you deserved it (11420)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by drycleanplz - Reserved

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40500) - you deserved it (3475)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

#16762179
180 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

#16761354
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (7250)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
109 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
159 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31287) - you deserved it (5172)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32046) - you deserved it (10064)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

#16694392
251 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)



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