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Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
by camzzz / 07/02/2011 at 4:27am / United States (Washington) / Health
by veebenjoo / 06/28/2011 at 1:35am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by A girl / 06/27/2011 at 3:55am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Work
Today, my 15 year old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
by WalkingTalkingCarrot / 06/26/2011 at 10:15pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm / United States / Intimacy
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by ugly / 06/26/2011 at 3:02am / United States / Kids
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
by muddygal / 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation
by cek4uytp / 06/25/2011 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Love
by nasty_ex / 06/21/2011 at 8:25am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by anon / 06/21/2011 at 7:52am / United States / Love
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