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  • Town/Country : USA
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Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9430) - you deserved it (40694)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

#16891673
85 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by veebenjoo - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

#16886506
136 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
229 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my 15 year old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML

#16872149
137 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 10:15pm - kids - by WalkingTalkingCarrot (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
292 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

#16868516
94 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

#16862726
413 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241
150 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
187 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449
114 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
172 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway



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