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Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML
by fthislyfe / 07/18/2011 at 3:09am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, after spending over $1000 on plane tickets, I'm visiting my family for the first time in five years. Two hours after I arrived, everyone is screaming at each other and taking their rage out on me. They still ask why I never visit. FML
by Kurochrome / 07/18/2011 at 1:09am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2011 at 7:29pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Username / 07/17/2011 at 3:59pm / United States / Health
by turtle / 07/12/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by photo grunt / 07/07/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Indiana) / Work
by independence / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by IAmACoolCat / 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML
by Gustav Fjorder / 07/04/2011 at 3:27am / Switzerland / Miscellaneous
by wastedbaby / 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
by beablue18 / 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Miscellaneous
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by fthislyfe / 07/02/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Wyoming) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…