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  • Town/Country : USA
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Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

#17159323
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27802) - you deserved it (3279)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:09am - misc - by fthislyfe (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after spending over $1000 on plane tickets, I'm visiting my family for the first time in five years. Two hours after I arrived, everyone is screaming at each other and taking their rage out on me. They still ask why I never visit. FML

#17157621
82 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Kurochrome - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
339 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

#17152929
100 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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182 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:59pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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260 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a customer scream, rant, and bitch me out because the pictures she took with her own camera came out blurry. My manager took her side. FML

#17010125
86 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 2:23am - work - by photo grunt - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents house. FML

#17008164
86 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
115 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

#16985861
210 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

#16969681
145 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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186 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
218 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
234 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)



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