Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 August 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20045
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lollipopz8988 : ♫†♫

A man of words and not of deeds
Is like a garden full of weeds
And when the weeds begin to grow
It's like a garden full of snow
And when the snow begins to fall
It's like a bird upon the wall
And when the bird away does fly
It's like an eagle in the sky
And when the sky begins to roar
It's like a lion at the door
And when the door begins to crack
It's like a stick across your back
And when your back begins to smart
It's like a penknife in your heart
And when your heart begins to bleed
You're dead, and dead, and dead indeed.

lollipopz8988's page activity

Visits<b>TwistedWires</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:14pm<b>Toolishing</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:25am<b>dakota133</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 9:56pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 10:14am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 2:48pm<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 12:45am<b>bubsenn</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 2:15pm<b>PresidentEden</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:24pm<b>demamcgirl16</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:33pm<b>WaltzingPhanthom</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:59pm<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 4:23pm<b>Elgaard</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:23am<b>bigcountry2194</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 7:27pm<b>seth_ramey</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:30am<b>goldengirlsfan</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 10:33am<b>ConfusedStories</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 8:27pm<b>hue</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 2:47am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 6:30pm

Fucked!<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 4:15pm

lollipopz8988's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

lollipopz8988's favorite FMLs

Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: