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lollipopz8988
  • Town/Country : Lansing, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 19729
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lollipopz8988 : ♫†♫

A man of words and not of deeds
Is like a garden full of weeds
And when the weeds begin to grow
It's like a garden full of snow
And when the snow begins to fall
It's like a bird upon the wall
And when the bird away does fly
It's like an eagle in the sky
And when the sky begins to roar
It's like a lion at the door
And when the door begins to crack
It's like a stick across your back
And when your back begins to smart
It's like a penknife in your heart
And when your heart begins to bleed
You're dead, and dead, and dead indeed.

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