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Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17208) - you deserved it (4280)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21300) - you deserved it (11033)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

#19255450
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20393) - you deserved it (1755)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24249) - you deserved it (7904)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26329) - you deserved it (1988)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7653) - you deserved it (22914)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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