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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 144
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About lolitaroze : hey i'm kenny. i never really comment unless it's to defend feminism/equality. because we need these things. especially on this site.

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lolitaroze's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53870) - you deserved it (12871)

On 07/02/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by yeshehaspornaddiction (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62097) - you deserved it (9013)

On 05/12/2013 at 10:08am - love - by turdtonomor9 - United States



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