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lolfuckyourlife
  • Town/Country : Newnan, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lolfuckyourlife : Hi, I'm Kenzie. I love reading FML's, they make me feel so much better about my life. I lost my other account :| I live in Georgia. I'm almost always on this by my phone, so if you messaged me I didn't ignore you! I'll get back to you eventually. ✌

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Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (4741)

On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33193) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22701) - you deserved it (4009)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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285 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27002) - you deserved it (1932)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)



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