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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10996
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About lolfahnny : Open mindedness is my deal. I write the most inane AIM away messages. I can't stand internet tough guys and dumb arguments (religion, who's better: MJ or Kobe?, this band sucks because..., etc.,.) I'm a business major. I want to go to NYU Stern School of Business someday.

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lolfahnny's favorite FMLs

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
50 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
61 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
39 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

#3178
28 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
94 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
59 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18904) - you deserved it (10010)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version



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