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About lolfahnny : Open mindedness is my deal. I write the most inane AIM away messages. I can't stand internet tough guys and dumb arguments (religion, who's better: MJ or Kobe?, this band sucks because..., etc.,.) I'm a business major. I want to go to NYU Stern School of Business someday.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
2day I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decidd it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamd him. FML
yastarday I want to a concart. Thay had this faatura whara you could sand a pictura of somathing from your call phona an thay'd puttad it on tha big scraans, so I sant a pictura of mysalf in. Whan tha pictura cummad up on tha scraans, tha antira crowd of about 4,000 paopla want, "Ewwww!" FML
today I startd my period . I am getting marrid tomorrow . So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big . FML
Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed lyk a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his looool arms really wide to me... so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door frst. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game . I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face . I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night . His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." mega FML
TODAY, I HAD A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR MAH DANCE CLASS. I NOTICED AT ONE POINT, HE TOOK OUT A CAMERA. THE PRINCIPAL CUMMED IN, EVERYONE WAS GOING CRAZY, AND THE TEACHER WAS DRAGGED OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. HE WAS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF US DANCING. TURNS OUT HE WAS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER. FML
Today I askd my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are your dog is going to die pretty quickly before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compard me to a dying dog. FML
Today, I bougt a brand new flat screen TV. Wen I brougt it ome it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy an yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo an kakis. I asked im wy it didn't work an e said e didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't ave a nametag. He didn't work tere. real FML
Today, at the daycare center that I volunteer at, a 5 year old boy askd me "What do u dohen u really want something?" . I told him to try his best to get it and give it his best . He endd up stealing from the donation box andhen he was caught he said that I told him to do it .
2day I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gonehen I arrived. I went and started playing with the looool kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to fine them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML
Today , I Was Driving Home From School,hen I Saw This Girl I Like Walking Home!! Trying To Be Polite , I Pulled Over And Asked If She Wanted A Ride!! After My Offer , I Was Rejected As She Said "No , I'm Actually Already Home," And Walked Up The Nearest Driveway..!! MY Driveway!! FML
Today... I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The frst I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and... on the way home... hooked up in the back seat. FML
Friday 27 March 2015