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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11527
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About lolfahnny : Open mindedness is my deal. I write the most inane AIM away messages. I can't stand internet tough guys and dumb arguments (religion, who's better: MJ or Kobe?, this band sucks because..., etc.,.) I'm a business major. I want to go to NYU Stern School of Business someday.

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Today.. . it's te five year anniversary of fater's deat . I was cuddling wit boyfriend and crying about ow muc I missed im . He replied wit.. . ( Sometimes.. . I tink you just like to ear yourself talk . ) FML

#1845741
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85273) - you deserved it (10022)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took mah mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, mah little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

#1818781
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59042) - you deserved it (5713)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by Jess-zee (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

TODAY..!! MAH PARENTS HOSTD A PARTY AT OUR HOUSE!! AFTER SEIENG ONE OF THE EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL GUESTS..!! I WENT TO MASTER BAIT IN MAH ROOM!! WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO FINISH..!! MAH BEDROOM DOOR OPEND SUDDENLY!! IT WAS MAH MOM SHOWING AROUND 10 PARTY GUESTS THAT OUR DOG CAN OPEN DOORS!! MEGA FML

#1791192
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23532) - you deserved it (79529)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)

Today... I had a terrible dream where mah boyfriend cheatd on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and calld him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out mah dream gave him that little extra push he needd to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

#1747216
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79450) - you deserved it (4427)

On 05/08/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by WonderWall09 (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY WHILE WORKING AS A MAKEUP ARTIST IN THE MALL , I WAS APPROACHED BY A MAN WHO WANTED TO TRY LIPSTICK (NOT UNUSUAL WE DO A LOT OF DRAG). WHILE I'M APPLYING IT HE STARTS TO MAKE GROSS NOISES AN AFTER A QUICK GLANCE I REALIZE HE HAS A MASSIVE ERECTION. HE THEN WHISPERS MMMM DON'T STOP NOW. FML

#1745966
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75289) - you deserved it (3921)

On 05/08/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today on last break a lady comes up to me an asks if she could have a hug because I remindd her of her daughter that did in a car accident 3 years before. Touchd I calld mom to let her know that I lovd her. Before I could tell her she said it was probably a scam an hung up on me. FML

today I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought there boyfriends or grlfriends. She looks at me , then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

#1738552
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49927) - you deserved it (6325)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

looool Taday ma mom and I were watcing tis movie in wic some girls start making out. My moter calls tem "sinners" and tat tey will "burn in ell twice". Ten se says "God doesn't lyk gays". I'm a lesbian. I pickd out tis movie as a way of coming out. FML

#1734899
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98132) - you deserved it (15479)

On 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm - love - by HidenSeek (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I was sopping in te mall. A cute store worker kept cecking me out so after I pickd a few tings I went up to er an startd flrting. After a few seconds se cut me off an said "Actually I was watcing you because you look like someone wo would soplift." FML

#1729820
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (6487)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Bucks9 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I released some ducks I ad and raised wit ma sisters at a local lake!! Tey were raised around ma uge German Seperd, wic explains y tey didn't freak out wen two uge dogs cummed out of no were and killed tree of tem, in front of ma little sisters!! FML

Today, I ad some pretty bad stomac pain, so I went to te batroom. After a few minutes, two girls walkd in, taking stalls next to me. Tat's wen my farts began to get very large an explosive. Not only did tey break into laugter, tey waitd for me to come out. mega FML

#1693218
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71512) - you deserved it (4650)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

#1690188
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99457) - you deserved it (22801)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23574) - you deserved it (83152)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today I left a party after drinking and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep 4 emergency situation to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (273274)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61937) - you deserved it (5183)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)



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