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by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
by Username / 05/09/2011 at 1:23pm / China / Health
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by Wendie / 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
by sadcase / 04/12/2011 at 10:01am / Australia / Health
by a man / 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML
by kingpin7 / 03/30/2011 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Jonathan / 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…