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Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
by worried / 08/16/2011 at 9:20am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Love
by Stevie / 08/16/2011 at 2:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Ser17 / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / United States / Animals
by aliixmaee / 08/09/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by freakfreak12345 / 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm / United States (Maine) / Animals
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Canuckster / 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Hank Gummyworm / 06/16/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML
by Alec / 06/15/2011 at 5:02am / United States / Health
by 8sq / 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
by PizzaBoySwag / 06/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…