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About lobum : Gay. Atheist. Artist. Hippie. Vegan.
Twitter: @Vegan_Logan follow me, I'll follow you back. Seriously, I love meeting new people.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today , as I got to mah first class seat on an airplane , I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply . It's an eight hour flight . FML
TODAY , I WOKE UP TO AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT ON MY CAR. IT WAS A NICELY WRAPPD BOX CONTAINING A DEAD BIRD , A HALF EATEN SANDWICH , AN A NOTE READING "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." THIS WILL PROBABLY BE MY ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. MY NAME IS LUKE.
Today, at mah wedding reception, I jokingly askd mah aunt, who has always been convincd that I am gay despite mah protests, if she believd me now. She took this the wrong way an drunkenly went around telling mah guests that mah wedding was a sham to looool convince her I was straight. FML
Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My grlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking wat I wanted fir Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, ( All I want r your sweet titties in my face ). I'm awaiting a response. FML
Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML
Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML
Friday 27 March 2015