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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3243
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About lobum : Gay. Atheist. Artist. Hippie. Vegan.
Twitter: @Vegan_Logan follow me, I'll follow you back. Seriously, I love meeting new people.

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lobum's favorite FMLs

Today , as I got to mah first class seat on an airplane , I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply . It's an eight hour flight . FML

#14239433
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40079) - you deserved it (3469)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118267) - you deserved it (16002)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY , I WOKE UP TO AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT ON MY CAR. IT WAS A NICELY WRAPPD BOX CONTAINING A DEAD BIRD , A HALF EATEN SANDWICH , AN A NOTE READING "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." THIS WILL PROBABLY BE MY ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. MY NAME IS LUKE.

#14183645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25682) - you deserved it (2004)

On 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I Had To Clean Bathroom Duties At Work. Someone Wrote "Merry Christmas" On The Wall In Their Own Shit. Mega FML

#14160677
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35959) - you deserved it (2453)

On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally workd up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically pattd my back an told me I don't ned to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

#14150656
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33163) - you deserved it (5191)

On 12/10/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by augh -

Today, at mah wedding reception, I jokingly askd mah aunt, who has always been convincd that I am gay despite mah protests, if she believd me now. She took this the wrong way an drunkenly went around telling mah guests that mah wedding was a sham to looool convince her I was straight. FML

#14128663
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28558) - you deserved it (4663)

On 12/08/2010 at 4:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My grlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking wat I wanted fir Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, ( All I want r your sweet titties in my face ). I'm awaiting a response. FML

#14000546
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14493) - you deserved it (38732)

On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16085) - you deserved it (24115)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41322) - you deserved it (5439)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was putting mah 2 year old to bd , and I began to sing to her. She reachd up , puttd her looool finger over mah lips , and said , "Shhh , Mommy." FML

#13896400
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38385) - you deserved it (12842)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, in mah journalism class, after trying hard to fine some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn an fashion designers. big fat FML

#13863869
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10071) - you deserved it (18620)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51258) - you deserved it (9787)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (5299)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML

#13711659
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34931) - you deserved it (16385)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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