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Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19589) - you deserved it (2745)
On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Elle (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27547) - you deserved it (7988)
On 01/21/2011 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by alaskan1989 - United States (Alaska)
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7564) - you deserved it (23823)
On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30294) - you deserved it (4123)
On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21130) - you deserved it (4124)
Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37228) - you deserved it (2531)
On 01/08/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by trifioso (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37228) - you deserved it (2531)
On 01/08/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by trifioso (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17793) - you deserved it (31223)
On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too funny". FML
I agree, your life sucks (21795) - you deserved it (4438)
On 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (3427)
On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31107) - you deserved it (8146)
On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23242) - you deserved it (2378)
On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29670) - you deserved it (8011)
On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
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