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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2370
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About lobum : Gay. Atheist. Artist. Hippie. Vegan.
Twitter: @Vegan_Logan follow me, I'll follow you back. Seriously, I love meeting new people.

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lobum's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32774) - you deserved it (20208)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12982) - you deserved it (43498)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45782) - you deserved it (7532)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61779) - you deserved it (9664)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

#16205255
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13208) - you deserved it (42547)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by o.v. (man) - Bangladesh

Today, our cable, internet, and home phone got shut off because my mother-in-law decided that since we are moving, it was easier to not pay the bill rather than close the account. We're not moving for another month and the account was under my name. FML

#16204645
116 comments

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18751) - you deserved it (35604)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20190) - you deserved it (60782)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

#16189610
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (13327)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

#16188674
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35408) - you deserved it (6620) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

#16182732
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (16072)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Username - United States (Indiana)

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML

#16181891
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9399) - you deserved it (63714)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39967) - you deserved it (11760)

On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

#16101682
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28499) - you deserved it (3153)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

#16017887
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21562) - you deserved it (41187)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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