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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2375
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About lobum : Gay. Atheist. Artist. Hippie. Vegan.
Twitter: @Vegan_Logan follow me, I'll follow you back. Seriously, I love meeting new people.

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lobum's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

#19935872
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15031) - you deserved it (29272)

On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6774) - you deserved it (26386)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML

#19909832
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19551) - you deserved it (3717)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm - work - by a4rk (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

#19903103
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23091) - you deserved it (9308)

On 07/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Aaron Lewis - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

#19898504
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20609) - you deserved it (6267)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

#19897806
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8330) - you deserved it (23972)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

#19864989
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (26991)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

#19840334
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8714) - you deserved it (44388)

On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

#19840334
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8714) - you deserved it (44388)

On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30272) - you deserved it (2851)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

#19838088
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19899) - you deserved it (4594)

On 06/24/2012 at 6:57am - misc - by thankspal (woman) - United States

Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML

#19805072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29231) - you deserved it (2064)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:39am - work - by Adam Jensen - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23025) - you deserved it (10567)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12061) - you deserved it (25701)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada



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