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About lmfaowhatever : ^_^ Since you have taken the time to click on my profile I will tell you a tidbit about yours truly. I am a shy, quirky, crazy and most of all lovable chick. I love poetry and music of all kinds. I am more into what I call classic pop like Dido, Ana Nalick, etc. I also am into Hopsin and Tech N9ne and most recently Macklmore (Who doesn't love thrift shopping?). I am usually artsy farsty when inspired. :P Well it seems as if I may be running out of room, wanna know more? Well I am just a message away. :) ♡
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Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML