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Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

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269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14869) - you deserved it (64519)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56651) - you deserved it (29531)

On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61509) - you deserved it (4210)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29313) - you deserved it (53090)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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