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Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22363) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States



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