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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1987 (26 years)
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Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11957) - you deserved it (31072)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

#15129596
75 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
116 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

#15127985
94 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

#15121676
64 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

#14671104
41 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by meeeoow (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

#14567308
102 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 4:12pm - health - by John - United States (New York)

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
131 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

#6575339
137 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

#5872159
129 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
132 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid and my husband says "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

#5461426
60 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 2:24am - love - by WOWreally (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML

#3970394
348 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States



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