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llehymedisni
  • Town/Country : Greenfield, TN, United States, United States, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 June 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About llehymedisni : It's ok, I'm normal. The voices tell me so.

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Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

#20677893
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6631) - you deserved it (816)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by Time for a haircut (man) - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

#20674650
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34458) - you deserved it (5302)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:47am - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

#20673360
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34119) - you deserved it (4699)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML

#20673285
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (2620)

On 05/19/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by jfc, how just how (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML

#20673142
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37887) - you deserved it (5230)

On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML

#20673056
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29782) - you deserved it (6140)

On 05/19/2013 at 2:02pm - love - by SariLone (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

#20672414
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38383) - you deserved it (3389)

On 05/19/2013 at 3:35am - kids - by disappointed dad - United States

Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

#20672246
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35609) - you deserved it (20247)

On 05/19/2013 at 1:26am - misc - by Devin - United States

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

#20668592
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39267) - you deserved it (2391)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:25am - misc - by Jololol - United States

Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML

#20668366
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34915) - you deserved it (2883)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by presente13 (woman) - United States

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

#20667435
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40457) - you deserved it (3763)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by Urgghh (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

#20667353
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35858) - you deserved it (6295)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

#20665470
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38506) - you deserved it (2514)

On 05/15/2013 at 5:47pm - work - by Seriously? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

#20664547
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37577) - you deserved it (8407)

On 05/15/2013 at 3:20am - misc - by notarobber (man) - United States (California)



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