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Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68484) - you deserved it (3017)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48546) - you deserved it (7689)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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