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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 706
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About llama612 : I'm really awesome :D

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Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26699) - you deserved it (5914)

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