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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML

#15025165
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22537) - you deserved it (5231)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:39am - health - by pandaface (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

#13560342
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39719) - you deserved it (11976)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30180) - you deserved it (2296)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

#8074818
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16463) - you deserved it (4997)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by evecamp - United States (California)



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