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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1991 (24 years)
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Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23442) - you deserved it (5324)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:39am - health - by pandaface (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40446) - you deserved it (12187)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30359) - you deserved it (2311)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17671) - you deserved it (5209)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by evecamp - United States (California)

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