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lizzy_babyy
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 January 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lizzy_babyy : Hey I'm Lizzy and I'm awesome !

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Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40359) - you deserved it (4057)

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