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lizzlegirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 December 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2565
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lizzlegirl : life is a beach n im just playin in the sand.

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35541) - you deserved it (5890)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37030) - you deserved it (4841)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20066) - you deserved it (35200)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

#17423512
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32753) - you deserved it (3719)

On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29786) - you deserved it (8427)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57624) - you deserved it (3566)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11677) - you deserved it (76617)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36406) - you deserved it (7203)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12240) - you deserved it (102273)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37789) - you deserved it (7597)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32874) - you deserved it (5392)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52885) - you deserved it (4700)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (9619)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40952) - you deserved it (17441)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (6459)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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