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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 February 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 174
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

#16255885
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28742) - you deserved it (3993)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by forkmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML

#16232451
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39007) - you deserved it (5625)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:13am - love - by me -

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

#16230560
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37278) - you deserved it (11483)

On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13109) - you deserved it (63837)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

#16219785
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27983) - you deserved it (10546)

On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47024) - you deserved it (7687)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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