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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3682
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lizlaz : I'm Lizzie, I love Dr Who, The Mighty Boosh, Green Day and Manic Street Preachers...

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Today, I walkd into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase !! I said, "Accidents happen." She replid, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96707) - you deserved it (19087)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was final meeting with psychologistho was helping me with bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

#225762
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121884) - you deserved it (5796)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he likd my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've recievd in months. FML

#210139
48 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML

#180985
107 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today mah mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh like you have enough friends to do that." FML

#98981
27 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Taday mah grandmother called!! She greeted me by mah mother's name!! When I told her it was not mah mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as mah sister!! When I told her it was not mah sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up!! FML

#65383
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On 02/18/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by fuckthat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I calld my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentines Day. She askd me if I had a date lind up. I didn't, an before I could explainhy, she respondd with, ( Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation! ) Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

#45880
16 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by kolgate (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML

#38789
73 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite drection of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fre.

#30360
62 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was discussing family heritage with girlfriend's parents!! The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointd at me an yelld, ( HITLER! ) FML

#3008
67 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, ma an mah family watchad tha vidao of mah birth. In tha vidao, whan mah mothar saas ma fir tha first tima, sha says "God ha's ugly!" FML

#1975
41 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
56 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed mah luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda."hich earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version



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