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Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML
Taday mah grandmother called!! She greeted me by mah mother's name!! When I told her it was not mah mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as mah sister!! When I told her it was not mah sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up!! FML
Taday I calld my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentines Day. She askd me if I had a date lind up. I didn't, an before I could explainhy, she respondd with, ( Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation! ) Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML
Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML
Yesterday, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed mah luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda."hich earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
Friday 27 March 2015