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by AudraRose / 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm / United States / Health
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
by Evan Chong / 07/13/2011 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Brilliant... / 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by coolbeans123 / 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm / Singapore / Animals
by Username / 03/23/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/31/2010 at 4:49pm / United States / Money
Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML
by shellbom / 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by mandy / 07/31/2009 at 9:51pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML
by ThanksMom / 06/02/2009 at 8:06am / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML
by shadowednavi / 04/26/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Illinois) / Work
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