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Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36292) - you deserved it (7133)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (13153)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (13153)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by makeuuuuup (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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