livkoko

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/29/2014 at 8:23am)

livkoko

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2699
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About livkoko : "Simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life."

livkoko's page activity

Visits<b>XUnluckyAngelX</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 10:20pm<b>TheGoatTamer</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 12:31am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 2:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 8:40am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 1:14am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 10:58pm<b>colinabi</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:59pm<b>xandrea_mariex</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:00am<b>battlehamster</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 5:45am<b>robby9917</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 12:40pm<b>juliapereth</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 12:05pm<b>bobhays</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 2:46pm<b>silon5</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 8:08am<b>Haze64</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 12:03am<b>deviking</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 6:49pm<b>vinny098</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 3:56pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm<b>BrownBallSack</b> - the 01/15/2014 at 12:43am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 2:40pm

livkoko's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of livkoko's badges

livkoko's favorite FMLs

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

by spellbound / 12/19/2012 at 9:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML

by hailey / 12/10/2012 at 12:10am / United States (Maryland) / Money

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

by Neutered / 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm / United States (Alaska) / Animals

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

by Heather / 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

by Kyle / 11/09/2012 at 1:57am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML

by Spoilicious / 11/05/2012 at 10:58am / Singapore / Miscellaneous

Today, I work on a cruise ship, and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room, and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML

by CircusSea / 11/04/2012 at 7:02pm / Puerto Rico / Work

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

by Anonymous / 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

by Obi1Shinobi / 10/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

by L / 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous