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livingdeath
  • Town/Country : Baltimore, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 May 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 3173
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About livingdeath : I am neither this nor that, and all of the above. I play football, love punk rock (hardcore!!), play guitar, and can write some pretty decent poetry.

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Today, I got a job at McDonald's because I've been really needing money. After work, I got some food with the Monopoly pieces. I completed the set for $5,000, but I can't claim it because I work for McDonald's. FML

#5811101 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (27744) - you deserved it (2579)

On 10/13/2009 at 1:41am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone I was carrying in my purse was okay. She screamed at me while I lay in the street because I was so dumb, and that I couldn't even watch for cars. Her screen was cracked. I had to call 911 for myself. FML

#3777289 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (47992) - you deserved it (2297)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by hockey9797 (woman) - United States (New York)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

#3451487 (533)

I agree, your life sucks (50673) - you deserved it (129405)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057 (386)

I agree, your life sucks (15307) - you deserved it (34774)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

#3237378 (366)

I agree, your life sucks (79677) - you deserved it (6386)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

#2008725 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (50946) - you deserved it (11509)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:32am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

#1416648 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (12070) - you deserved it (151002)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363 (405)

I agree, your life sucks (19813) - you deserved it (185710)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

#820879 (352)

I agree, your life sucks (10409) - you deserved it (162119)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

#536418 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (108259) - you deserved it (5866)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting "we have a problem!". Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage & half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (42322) - you deserved it (6949)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

#153348 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (18109) - you deserved it (145280)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)