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livgasms
  • Town/Country : Aberdeen, Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 584
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About livgasms : stop asking me about my username lol.

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Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9898) - you deserved it (48717)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

#16015656
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9898) - you deserved it (48717)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
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I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (3815)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59834) - you deserved it (8179)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:34pm - misc - by churchgoer (man) - United States (Illinois)



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