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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 800
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today.. . ma usband went nuts . He's quit is job and set out building an amateur bomb selter in our backyard . According to im.. . tere's "substantial evidence" tat cannibalism is on te rise across te country.. . and tat "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out tere.. . babe." FML

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342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29080) - you deserved it (3208)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... husband want in for surgary and handad ma an important documant. It wasn't a will or anything similar... but a list of itams and gold ha wantad passad on to guild mambar on World of Warcraft. FML

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216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27627) - you deserved it (3921)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH FATHER CAME OVER TO MAH HOUSE. I REALIZED THERE WERE CONDOMS ON THE TABLE, SO I SUBTLY MOVED A VASE TO HIDE THEM. HE THEN GAVE ME AN UNAMUSED LOOK AN SAID ( I KNOW YOU HAVE SEX. YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR NINE YEARS. GROW THE FUCK UP, DUMBASS. ) FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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195 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming an crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room cuz the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. fat FML

#5525269
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44727) - you deserved it (3095)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:13am - kids - by justgreat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was given the best news of life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, ( I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced. ) FML

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188 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 2:18am - love - by rockstarohyeah (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68583) - you deserved it (40121)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AND TOLD HER HOW I'D BEEN FASCINATED WITH SPACE SINCE I WAS 12, HAD READ ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING, AND HOW I WANT TO BE AN ASTROLOGIST WHEN I GROW UP. SHE STARED AT ME FOR A SECOND, BEFORE SAYING, "BUT YOU'RE... STUPID." FML

#233372
261 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excitd because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emaild the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realizd how that soundd. FML

#60508
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10176) - you deserved it (39343)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)



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